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R: Good evening and welcome to Valemount Live. Next to me is the beautiful, amazing and modest Laura Keil, also known as the Goat girl. L: And on my left/right is Rrrradka Zitkova not from Poland, Russia or Slovenia but from the Czech Republic, representing the European Union. For some reason, the producers of this show felt we needed to try out as anchors for this live program. R: Despite the fact that we've both been foreign correspondents since the age of 10 when we met during the war in Chechnya. L: There we rescued 137 orphans while we were reporting live for CNN, Al Jazeera and BBC. R: She got the Pulitzer. L: But she got the Nobel Peace Prize. R: In local news, David Bouchard was in town speaking about literacy --CLIP--- L: It turns out however that women are very responsive. R: Much like they did 150 years ago, women will simply pretend to be men, right? L: We're going to leave the toilet seat up from now on. R: And become big authors or big small musicians. ---CLIP--- L: I wonder if that's what people feel when I play the accordion... R: You mean the you-ccordian? L: No, the ME-ccordion. That was a joke. That's my one accordion joke. When I play, it's not a joke, it's like a quilt of music. R: I see you already have a man's ego. This next clip was inspired by my undercover expose on Osama Bin Laden, also known as What does Osama do when he is bored? (clip) R: Unlike Osama, these quilting ladies haven't been using their beautiful quilts as tents in Pakistan as ...